So, there was this throwaway conversation which went semi-viral on social media, a compelling what-if thrown out there: what happens if the same firstborn child is promised to two witches? The consensus solution? Joint custody. They even coined a brand new very niche subgenre for the resulting tale And I said, that’s almost irrestistible. And people said, so why are you resisting? And so I stopped. And so here’s my take on the newborn “morewitchcentriclesbianfairytaleromcom” literary genre.